I CAUGHT A JUMPING SPIDER AND HES SO CUTE OMFG I LOVE HIM
I PUT HIM IN A 2.5 GALLON TERRARIUM AND ITS ALL SET UP WITH SOIL AND FAKE PLANTS AND LOTS OF YUMMY CRICKETS
HES SO HAPPY
When you are sad, just remember that jumping spiders sometimes wear water droplets as hats
Photo by Ömer Alp Evirgen via nationalgeographic.com
oh god I normally hate spiders but this one I can’t he’s watching himself dance kajhskld you precious creepy thing
oh my god narcissistic dancing spider get THE FUCK ON MY DASH
oh my god are you fucking joking how can you be this cute when you’re literally the spawn of the nightmares and sadness in the world.
If it helps, that’s not a dance, it’s a territorial aggression display.
That spider is trying to intimidate the ‘other spider’ into leaving and is getting the impression that the other spider is an asshole who is trying to do the same thing.
THAT ONLY MAKES IT CUTER
HIDE YOUR KIDS HIDE YOUR COWS